If I had known beforehand that I would be upgraded to
business class at no extra cost, I would have dressed the part. But there I was
in sweats, hair that had not seen a comb in many weeks (blame #teamnatural) and
boots which had seen better years days. In an attempt to look somewhat
presentable, I pushed my hair under a beanie hat I found in my carryon bag
while searching, in vain, for a lipstick.
Well played universe.